When
I was much younger I used to think that the idea behind the U.N was
brilliant. They were like a kind of “world police”, zipping about
in white APCs righting wrongs and protecting the weak and innocent.
These many years
later I can clearly see it for exactly what it is. A kind of world
police zipping about in white APCs stomping out dissent for a single
world government and raping
the weak and innocent.
If you read the article in full you'll love the
part at the end where a spokesman for the U.N's Department of
Peacekeeping Operations in New York says "The abuse of children
by those who are sent to help is a significant and painful issue and
one that we have begun to address. We are doing everything we can to
train and monitor our civilian staff."(Emphasis added.)
Train
and monitor? For real? These guys ARE the monitors, aren't they? As
for training... I don't think that you can plead ignorance of the law
when you get caught raping a six year old girl.
So,
why is it that the blue helmet men can't seem to keep their peckers
in their pants around the kiddies? I asked that question of myself
and determined that it would be worthwhile finding out how one becomes
a U.N Peacekeeper. Well, it seems that you have to be a soldier
serving in the army of a U.N signatory nation. Then, when the U.N
assembles a peacekeeping force you volunteer (or get
volunteered) for a spot in said peacekeeping force. Seems simple
enough. So what's with all the pedophiles?
This is where we
must follow the path of common sense.
Imagine
for a moment that you're a commander in your nation's military and a
call comes in from the minister for defence.
“The U.N is
assembling a peacekeeping force to mill around the Mudhole province
of Whereverstan.” he says.
“Have
fifty soldiers fitted for blue berets by the end of the week.”
You,
the Commander, now have some options.
Ask
for volunteers? Fat chance. Why would a soldier leave his buddies and
his homeland to potter around Whereverstan in a big ,white, six
wheeled bullet magnet with nobody but a bunch of strangers to have
his back? Not bloody likely.
Would
you pick out the best and brightest to represent your country in
the aforementioned Mudhole province, where they'll waste their extensive training by
performing nought more than guard duties and aid distribution? No, I
didn't think so...
That
leaves but one option. You, the commander, take this golden
opportunity to rid yourself of every deadbeat, dropkick and wing-nut
in your force. You slap that big rubber stamp down.
BAM!
“Assigned to
U.N Whereverstan PKF.”
So,
now the U.N has a peacekeeping force cobbled together from the worst
of the worst. Incompetants, malcontents and (most unfortunately of all) scumbags.
Does
the rape factor start to make sense now?
Another
article linked
here gives a shortlist of some of the U.N's extracurricular
activities, so the next time you see a report
about a U.N. peacekeeper being killed or wounded, remember that
it might not be insurgents to blame.
It
could just be a pissed off dad or two...